Octopus 'Hugs' Shark, Shark Dies, Parenting Fail Ensues

My little one recently asked to see some video of an octopus and this was the first one we stumbled on, prompting the following conversation:

LO: Mommy, what's the octopus doing?

ME: Uh....he's hugging, yeah that's it, hugging the shark.

LO: And bending him in half?

ME:Yes, it's a special octopus hug.

LO: But the shark isn't moving! What happened to the shark mommy?

ME: Something you'll have to discuss with your future therapist.

LO:What's a tearafist?

ME: Hey, how about a cookie?